I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes
i want like 10000 hoodies
An old women come to my job today and buy a huge red heart balloon.
me : 2.30 please :)
her : *give money* My son died, today he’s suppose to have 35 years old. Every year at his birthday I give him a gift. When I’ll leave the mall, im gonna give him. Thanks you darling.
me : *crying my heart out*
i just want to eat mcdonalds and be skinny
no fucking self-esteem